| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
Raps about how drugs will kill you
Raps about how it’s okay to not have expensive clothes and shop at thrift shops
Raps about how it’s awful what homosexuals have to go thru,and how we should legalize gay marriage
Raps about how everything is expensive and how kids shouldn’t be so obsessed about what they wear.
MACKLEMORE EVERYBODY
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can this stop going around for one day
please
Reblogging so it will ruin someone elses day too
mission accomplished
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i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy
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